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The Morning after the Night Before Christmas

by The Tallest Elf in the World

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You’ve probably heard of me But you don’t know me So don't talk about me As if you know me I've been here and there True, I get around But mostly sitting pretty in my place Patiently waiting to be found 'Cause I’m an Elf on the shelf Sitting quietly alone all by myself Still I stoically accept the hand I’m dealt To be an Elf on the shelf You’ve probably heard of me But have you heard of my trials My nearest closest match Moved a further twenty miles To get away See I’m an Elf on the shelf Sitting quietly alone all by myself Still I stoically accept the hand I’m dealt To be an Elf on the shelf I guess you've heard of me But have you heard of such cheek An invitation to the North Pole Party And they left me on read for a week I’m getting pretty tired of this I’m gonna find myself a new situation When nobody’s watching me I’m gonna try a new shelf a new location See if I care For I’m an Elf on the shelf Sitting quietly alone all by myself Still I stoically accept the hand I’m dealt To be an Elf on the shelf To be an Elf on the shelf
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A lovesick hound is forever not just for Christmas
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Be Kind 01:56
Jonny’s stacking shelves In the everything store No time to himself And storm in his core When Christmas shopping Please keep this in mind If you can, be kind Sara’s on the tills With a mare of a head A millionaire just yelled at her And wished her dead When Christmas shopping Please keep this in mind If you can, be kind Everyone you meet is going through A tougher battle, and so are you So if you can, be kind Alex has to buy Presents for all the weans But the devil on their back Is driving them insane When Christmas shopping Please keep this in mind If you can, be kind
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There’s a party at the Pole Everyone who’s anyone will be there And everyone is someone At Christmas Time They’re giving out candy canes They’ve got ginger beer on tap It’s all thanks to Santa Claus He’s such a splendid chap Nobody left out In the blistering cold In our dancing circle There’s always a hand to hold There’s a party at the Pole Everyone who’s anyone will be there And everyone is someone At Christmas Time At every time Odd socks and strays unite The doors are open at eight A hearty welcome And a welcome hearth awaits Freaks, geeks and gay folk all We’ve just the thing for you All thanks to Santa Claus A raucous, Christmas do There’s a party at the Pole Everyone who’s anyone will be there And everyone is someone At Christmas Time There’s a party at the Pole Everyone who’s anyone will be there And everyone is someone At Christmas Time At every time Sing sing and dance along It's coming and it won't be long... This is a Christmas song...
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What a night Holey tights Morning sun’s shining far too bright Someone’s frying up bacon downstairs Stomach churns and my left nostril flares Let me sleep in peace Let a poor girl sleep in peace What a gig Climbing the rig In eight inch heels and a beehive wig Dancing frantically all round the tree Not one elf could out lip-synch me Make the chattering cease Let a poor girl sleep in peace Oh my head! Eyes turning red Don’t think I will get out of my bed Until someone brings me some codeine I swear Crack a window and let in some air Death would be sweet release Let a poor girl sleep in peace

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Christmas Eve approaches, and the great Party at the North Pole looms. Will our hero, Santa's biggest little helper, find someone to go with, or will he be lovesick at Christmas? Can the Tallest Elf bring kindness to Christmas shopping? And most importantly, how will we all be feeling after the biggest, most raucous party of the year? On the Morning After the Night Before Christmas?

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released December 3, 2021

The Tallest Elf in the World is Lewis Mullen, who sings and plays ukulele, guitar, banjo and keyboards

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Lewis Mullen Glasgow, UK

I write the kind of music I'd like to listen to, and I hope you enjoy listening to it to. It's a window into a slightly different world that's a more honest mirror of our own

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