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Holly Ann D'Ivy - The Morning After the Night Before Christmas

from The Morning after the Night Before Christmas by The Tallest Elf in the World

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What a night
Holey tights
Morning sun’s shining far too bright
Someone’s frying up bacon downstairs
Stomach churns and my left nostril flares
Let me sleep in peace
Let a poor girl sleep in peace

What a gig
Climbing the rig
In eight inch heels and a beehive wig
Dancing frantically all round the tree
Not one elf could out lip-synch me
Make the chattering cease
Let a poor girl sleep in peace

Oh my head!
Eyes turning red
Don’t think I will get out of my bed
Until someone brings me some codeine I swear
Crack a window and let in some air
Death would be sweet release
Let a poor girl sleep in peace

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from The Morning after the Night Before Christmas, released December 3, 2021
Music: Traditional
Words: Lewis Mullen

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