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This may sound surprising coming from an elf who spends much of his time making toys, but consumerism can go too far at this time of year. Why not spend time with a loved one, or someone who has no-one, or support a local artist this year? Or all of the above? They're not mutually exclusive y'know. Peace and love. Be kind to yours-elves, whatever you are celebrating or remembering xx

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It’s coming round again all the halls are bedecked
But will you be paying by cash or card or cheque
Come on don’t be the Krampus don’t be the Grinch
Buy some tat or you will get lynched
Buy some tat or you will get lynched

Oh no, not another consumerist Christmas
Oh no, not another consumerist Christmas

Please let the snow stop the lorries full of junk
Slip Santa some Baileys so he gets a little drunk
And loses his consignment of Coca Cola
Under the wheel of a big steamroller
Under the wheel of a big steamroller

Oh no, not another consumerist Christmas
Oh no, not another consumerist Christmas

[Mystery talkie bit]

All I want for Christmas is a great big hug
And a happy smile across your great big mug
And maybe some time with the folks would be nice
A leg up on the ladder and some friendly advice
A leg up on the ladder and some friendly advice

Oh no, not another consumerist Christmas
Oh no, not another consumerist Christmas
Oh no, not another consumerist Christmas
Oh no, not another consumerist Christmas

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from The Tallest Elf in the World - Jolly EP 2018, released December 4, 2018
Words and Music by Lewis Mullen
Arrangement by Lewis Mullen and CarronCast

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I write the kind of music I'd like to listen to, and I hope you enjoy listening to it to. It's a window into a slightly different world that's a more honest mirror of our own

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